Top Ticket Quotes
One thing you learned as a Cubs fan: when you bought you ticket, you could bank on seeing the bottom of the ninth.
Joe Garagiola
The government has become a mechanism for distributing largess, and your census form is your ticket.
Tom G. Palmer
The increase in straight-ticket party voting in recent years means that competitive congressional races can tip one way or the other depending on the showing of the candidates at the top of the ticket.
Thomas E. Mann
I wanted to go to Jupiter. That was my plan from day one, and David Lynch gave me the ticket.
Laura Dern
I won't apologize for ticket prices. I think we're well worth it. We consider ourselves in the elite touring acts, like the Stones, Elton John, Paul McCartney.
Glenn Frey
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I've seen the ticket, and I still can't believe it. When I see the money, I hope I don't hit the floor.
Judy Garland 
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I think people need to understand that with plays and with cinema, when you hear about it, call and get a ticket then or go and see it then. It's especially with the play, which I can do because it's a limited run.
Alfre Woodard 
55% of people like this quote
When I owned the theater, I had the Glen Miller Orchestra. I had 20 girls singing and dancing. I had a cast of characters. It was a big group production, as well as ushers, ticket takers.
Bobby Vinton 
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It's not that complicated. If you hear something and it makes you want to hear it again, that's the ticket. You have to be lucky enough to find geniuses, welcome them and get out of their way.
Jerry Moss 
55% of people like this quote
To wait for hours to buy a train ticket or to see a doctor is accepted as a normal way of doing things. Privacy is not a great preoccupation, and this is a very crowded country.
Nancy Travis 
54% of people like this quote
Each success only buys an admission ticket to a more difficult problem.
Henry A. Kissinger 
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When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.
George Carlin 
54% of people like this quote
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