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Doug Coupland
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
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Several hard-core Star Wars fans who had tickets for the first showing actually said that when the movie finally began, they started crying. Mainly because they realized that it's 22 years later, and they still haven't lost their virginity.
Conan O'Brien
Minority views expressed in films simply don't sell tickets.
Karel Reisz
I don't buy into any of that hogwash. They put that out to sell tickets. It's just a classic horror movie, with the Greek drama formula of good versus evil, and lots of fear.
Margot Kidder
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Several hard-core Star Wars fans who had tickets for the first showing actually said that when the movie finally began, they started crying. Mainly because they realized that it's 22 years later, and they still haven't lost their virginity.
Conan O'Brien 
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Minority views expressed in films simply don't sell tickets.
Karel Reisz
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I don't buy into any of that hogwash. They put that out to sell tickets. It's just a classic horror movie, with the Greek drama formula of good versus evil, and lots of fear.
Margot Kidder
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I see myself as a comic but the acting helps sell tickets for gigs.
Alan Davies
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Our stadium seats over 80,000, and we sell all of our tickets.
Steve Spurrier
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I always told Hitch that it would have been better to put seats around the set and sell tickets.
James Stewart
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One day, people will be able to buy tickets to visit space.
Leroy Chiao
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