Top Ugly Quotes
In such ugly times, the only true protest is beauty.
Phil Ochs
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
Rodney Dangerfield
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill
Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.
Robin Williams
A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'
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When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
Rodney Dangerfield 
90% of people like this quote
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill
85% of people like this quote
Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.
Robin Williams
83% of people like this quote
A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'
Tommy Cooper
74% of people like this quote
He had a theory, Walt did, that the religious life, and all the agony that goes with it, is just something God sics on people who have the gall to accuse Him of having created an ugly world.
J. D. Salinger
70% of people like this quote
You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream.
Frank Zappa
69% of people like this quote
We've been playing ugly. Without all of our bodies, we've been kicking it all over the shop, but fortunately we've been able to make the big buckets and rely on our defense for once.
Steve Nash
64% of people like this quote
If you destroyed the underpinnings of this great American sport, you are a hated, ugly, detestable person.
Curt Flood
63% of people like this quote
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