Top Ugly Quotes
In such ugly times, the only true protest is beauty.
Phil Ochs
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
Rodney Dangerfield
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill
Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.
Robin Williams
A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'
Tommy Cooper
All Ugly Quotes
The Christian resolution to find the world ugly and bad has made the world ugly and bad.
Friedrich Nietzsche 
39% of people like this quote
Of course I'm respectable. I'm old. Politicians, ugly buildings, and whores all get respectable if they last long enough.
Robert Towne 
38% of people like this quote
When they get a 50-inch waist and a gorilla butt, it's ugly looking - and I think bodybuilding has become ugly looking.
Joe Gold 
38% of people like this quote
A satirist is a man whose flesh creeps so at the ugly and the savage and the incongruous aspects of society that he has to express them as brutally and nakedly as possible in order to get relief.
John Dos Passos 
37% of people like this quote
Maybe nature is fundamentally ugly, chaotic and complicated. But if it's like that, then I want out.
Steven Weinberg 
37% of people like this quote
I've seen many of my contemporaries become superstars, and the way fame and fortune starts to really affect the way they treat other people, and I think it's ugly.
Siobhan Fahey 
35% of people like this quote
All existing things are really one. We regard those that are beautiful and rare as valuable, and those that are ugly as foul and rotten The foul and rotten may come to be transformed into what is rare and valuable, and the rare and valuable into what is foul and rotten.
Zhuangzi 
24% of people like this quote
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