Top Ugly Quotes
In such ugly times, the only true protest is beauty.
Phil Ochs
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
Rodney Dangerfield
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill
Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.
Robin Williams
A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'
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Once upon a time there was a Queen who had a son so ugly and so misshapen that it was long disputed whether he had human form. A fairy who was at his birth said, however, that he would be very amiable for all that, since he would have uncommon good sense.
Charles Perrault 
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Life is too short to spend hoping that the perfectly arched eyebrow or hottest new lip shade will mask an ugly heart.
Kevyn Aucoin
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Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wild Life.
Muhammad Ali
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The growing tide of anti-Semitism shocks the conscious of everyone who values freedom, and the ugly, hateful acts particularly stain the character of democracies where liberty and religious freedom are supposed to be respected.
Mike Ferguson
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The world's as ugly as sin, and almost as delightful.
Frederick Locker-Lampson
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But romantic vision can also lead one away from certain very hard, ugly truths about life that are important to know.
Donna Tartt
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What would be ugly in a garden constitutes beauty in a mountain.
Victor Hugo
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Everyone is like a butterfly, they start out ugly and awkward and then morph into beautiful graceful butterflies that everyone loves.
Drew Barrymore
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Nobody loves a woman because she is handsome or ugly, stupid or intelligent. We love because we love.
Honore De Balzac
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Popular Ugly Authors
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