Top Ugly Quotes
In such ugly times, the only true protest is beauty.
Phil Ochs
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
Rodney Dangerfield
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill
Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.
Robin Williams
A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'
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Marcus Tullius Cicero All Ugly Quotes
One must love humanity in order to reach out into the unique essence of each individual: no one can be too low or too ugly.
Georg Buchner 
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Science is organized common sense where many a beautiful theory was killed by an ugly fact.
Thomas Huxley
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There are the manufacturing multitudes of England; they must have work, and find markets for their work; if machines and the Black Country are ugly, famine would be uglier still.
Goldwin Smith
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My mother always called me an ugly weed, so I never was aware of anything until I was older. Plain girls should have someone telling them they are beautiful. Sometimes this works miracles.
Hedy Lamarr
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I find very often that very ugly women have really handsome men and vice versa because they don't have any competition. Sometimes handsome men have avoided me.
Hedy Lamarr
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I do not know if she was virtuous, but she was ugly, and with a woman that is half the battle.
Heinrich Heine
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