Top Waitress Quotes
I took my waitress uniform. Seemed fitting.
Shiri Appleby
I really don't like going out. I don't like restaurants because I don't like the idea of someone, a waitress, being responsible for my evening. I like seconds, and more, and lots of conversation, and I've always hated the idea that in a restaurant an evening just ends. I find that incredibly depressing.
Amy Sedaris
I'd gone into that restaurant and sat down and the waitress had taken my order and everybody else had seen me with this what must have looked like this creature, this animal, sitting on the top of my head!
Derek Jacobi
I got lost a lot, and I was a really bad waitress... I got lost on the subway.
Piper Perabo
I don't love comedy but I can watch someone who's kind of interesting forever. I think a waitress who's having a bad day is a lot more fun than Robin Williams doing forty minutes of material.
Bruce McCulloch
Lisa Kudrow 
Amy Sedaris 
Kristin Davis 
Shiri Appleby 
Jessica Lange 
Piper Perabo 
Bruce McCulloch 
Jane Siberry 
Derek Jacobi 
Jennifer Saunders All Waitress Quotes
I really don't like going out. I don't like restaurants because I don't like the idea of someone, a waitress, being responsible for my evening. I like seconds, and more, and lots of conversation, and I've always hated the idea that in a restaurant an evening just ends. I find that incredibly depressing.
Amy Sedaris 
57% of people like this quote
I'd gone into that restaurant and sat down and the waitress had taken my order and everybody else had seen me with this what must have looked like this creature, this animal, sitting on the top of my head!
Derek Jacobi
57% of people like this quote
I got lost a lot, and I was a really bad waitress... I got lost on the subway.
Piper Perabo
54% of people like this quote
I don't love comedy but I can watch someone who's kind of interesting forever. I think a waitress who's having a bad day is a lot more fun than Robin Williams doing forty minutes of material.
Bruce McCulloch
53% of people like this quote
I'd probably be famous now if I wasn't such a good waitress.
Jane Siberry
53% of people like this quote
The postman wants an autograph. The cab driver wants a picture. The waitress wants a handshake. Everyone wants a piece of you.
John Lennon
52% of people like this quote
I was very poor and I was a waitress, and it's hard to be a poor waitress in New York.
Kristin Davis
52% of people like this quote
I'd played dumbasses a lot. On Mad About You, I played a very dumb waitress and they saw me.
Lisa Kudrow
51% of people like this quote