Top Wax Quotes
A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax.
Rita Rudner
'The time has come,' the walrus said, 'to talk of many things: of shoes and ships - and sealing wax - of cabbages and kings.'
Lewis Carroll
American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat in it.
Dave Barry
He obliged Cinderella to sit down, and, putting the slipper to her little foot, he found it went on very easily, and fitted her as if it had been made of wax.
Charles Perrault
The manufacture of wax candles was another important branch of business in the nunnery.
Maria Monk
Ezra Pound 
Mel Brooks 
Dave Barry 
Sandra Bullock 
Lewis Carroll 
Fay Wray 
Dean Martin All Wax Quotes
Look, I don't want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you're alive you've got to flap your arms and legs, you've got to jump around a lot, for life is the very opposite of death, and therefore you must at very least think noisy and colorfully, or you're not alive.
Mel Brooks 
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Politeness is to human nature what warmth is to wax.
Arthur Schopenhauer
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That was' one time when my technique absolutely deserted me, I must admit. There was a wax face that he had created himself to cover his own ugliness. I was in his clutches and I had to hit him in the face.
Fay Wray
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There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does.
Dean Martin
48% of people like this quote
I can install toilets. I know all about the wax ring. I can tile floors. I'm learning how to do basic wiring.
Sandra Bullock
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Colloquial poetry is to the real art as the barber's wax dummy is to sculpture.
Ezra Pound
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As a boy I used to go to the Chamber of Horrors at the annual fair, to look at the wax figures of Emperors and Kings, of heroes and murderers of the day. The dead now had that same unreality, which shocks without arousing pity.
Ernst Toller
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