Top Wife Quotes
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
Rodney Dangerfield
What is a wife and what is a harlot? What is a church and what is a theatre? are they two and not one? Can they exist separate? Are not religion and politics the same thing? Brotherhood is religion. O demonstrations of reason dividing families in cruelty and pride!
William Blake
I had a happy marriage and a nice wife. I accomplished everything you can. What more can you want?
Max Schmeling
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Bill Cosby
Nothing flatters a man as much as the happiness of his wife; he is always proud of himself as the source of it.
Samuel Johnson
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I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
Rodney Dangerfield 
87% of people like this quote
What is a wife and what is a harlot? What is a church and what is a theatre? are they two and not one? Can they exist separate? Are not religion and politics the same thing? Brotherhood is religion. O demonstrations of reason dividing families in cruelty and pride!
William Blake
82% of people like this quote
I had a happy marriage and a nice wife. I accomplished everything you can. What more can you want?
Max Schmeling
82% of people like this quote
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Bill Cosby
82% of people like this quote
Nothing flatters a man as much as the happiness of his wife; he is always proud of himself as the source of it.
Samuel Johnson
81% of people like this quote
I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
Will Rogers
77% of people like this quote
Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it.
Lyndon B. Johnson
77% of people like this quote
We just bought a new house, so my wife's been doing all the moving and other stuff, so I would like to go home and just sit and enjoy all that for a couple months before I gotta start playing again.
Tom Araya
73% of people like this quote
We call that person who has lost his father, an orphan; and a widower that man who has lost his wife. But that man who has known the immense unhappiness of losing a friend, by what name do we call him? Here every language is silent and holds its peace in impotence.
Joseph Roux
73% of people like this quote
A husband's mother and his wife had generally better be visitors than inmates.
Samuel Richardson
72% of people like this quote
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