Top Wife Quotes
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
Rodney Dangerfield
What is a wife and what is a harlot? What is a church and what is a theatre? are they two and not one? Can they exist separate? Are not religion and politics the same thing? Brotherhood is religion. O demonstrations of reason dividing families in cruelty and pride!
William Blake
I had a happy marriage and a nice wife. I accomplished everything you can. What more can you want?
Max Schmeling
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Bill Cosby
Nothing flatters a man as much as the happiness of his wife; he is always proud of himself as the source of it.
Samuel Johnson
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He that displays too often his wife and his wallet is in danger of having both of them borrowed.
Benjamin Franklin 
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My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.
Ray Romano
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Brian really kicked back on his own when Amanda was a baby. We had a long talk about it, and he was spending a lot of time in California working there and he didn't really want to spend all his time out there and have his children and his wife on the East Coast.
Erika Slezak
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They did interviews with my wife and daughter-they were genuinely in fear of me having a heart attack, working 20 hours a day, eating fast food.
Willie Aames
69% of people like this quote
My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.
Rodney Dangerfield
68% of people like this quote
No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed.
Harold MacMillan
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Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife, for there are plenty of others.
Otto Rank
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I love being a mother. I loved being a daughter, a sister, a wife. I love being a woman with men. I love having given birth.
Jessica Lange
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My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates
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