Top Wife Quotes
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
Rodney Dangerfield
What is a wife and what is a harlot? What is a church and what is a theatre? are they two and not one? Can they exist separate? Are not religion and politics the same thing? Brotherhood is religion. O demonstrations of reason dividing families in cruelty and pride!
William Blake
I had a happy marriage and a nice wife. I accomplished everything you can. What more can you want?
Max Schmeling
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Bill Cosby
Nothing flatters a man as much as the happiness of his wife; he is always proud of himself as the source of it.
Samuel Johnson
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My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
Rodney Dangerfield 
67% of people like this quote
A man who is eating or lying with his wife or preparing to go to sleep in humility, thankfulness and temperance, is, by Christian standards, in an infinitely higher state than one who is listening to Bach or reading Plato in a state of pride.
C. S. Lewis
64% of people like this quote
He that loves not his wife and children feeds a lioness at home, and broods a nest of sorrows.
Jeremy Taylor
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I am so glad my wife tolerates me. And we have three wonderful sons.
Donald Sutherland
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I got up with my wife, I sat down at the computer when she went to work, and I didn't stop until she got home.
George Stephen
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For years I used to bore my wife over lunch with stories about funny incidents.
James Herriot
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Rove and his attorneys can parse the words all they want, but it is now clear that while Rove may not have given a reporter Plame's name, he clearly identified her by telling the reporter that Joseph Wilson's wife was a CIA agent.
Louise Slaughter
63% of people like this quote
I find myself enjoying a deeper love than I ever imagined was possible in the form of my daughter and certainly in the union with my wife. It makes everything else, including work, which is one of the things I'm most passionate about, pale by comparison.
Benjamin Bratt
63% of people like this quote
Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you.
Jean Rostand
62% of people like this quote
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