Top Wife Quotes
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
Rodney Dangerfield
I had a happy marriage and a nice wife. I accomplished everything you can. What more can you want?
Max Schmeling
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Bill Cosby
What is a wife and what is a harlot? What is a church and what is a theatre? are they two and not one? Can they exist separate? Are not religion and politics the same thing? Brotherhood is religion. O demonstrations of reason dividing families in cruelty and pride!
William Blake
Nothing flatters a man as much as the happiness of his wife; he is always proud of himself as the source of it.
Samuel Johnson
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The love we have in our youth is superficial compared to the love that an old man has for his old wife.
Will Durant 
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For years I used to bore my wife over lunch with stories about funny incidents.
James Herriot
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The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me.
Howard Nemerov
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No one knew me until I met my wife Lulu. Lulu's mother used to ask, Which one is Maurice? For six months she thought Lulu was dating Barry.
Maurice Gibb
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When I raced with Mercedes, I thought I'd learn German. But my wife didn't want to live in Germany.
Juan Manuel Fangio
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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
Henny Youngman
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It was there I met my future wife, Celeste Landry, although our lives took us separate ways for many years and we were not to marry until more than ten years later.
Eric Allin Cornell
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I find myself enjoying a deeper love than I ever imagined was possible in the form of my daughter and certainly in the union with my wife. It makes everything else, including work, which is one of the things I'm most passionate about, pale by comparison.
Benjamin Bratt
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My wife and I now live in the summers in northern Michigan in an environment which is wonderfully conducive to research, and where most of my work in the last 15 years has been done.
Douglass North
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Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife.
Queen Victoria
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