Top Wits Quotes
Puns are the droppings of soaring wits.
Victor Hugo
Great wits are sure to madness near allied, and thin partitions do their bounds divide.
John Dryden
If you can keep your wits about you while all others are losing theirs, and blaming you. The world will be yours and everything in it, what's more, you'll be a man, my son.
Rudyard Kipling
Men are mad most of their lives; few live sane, fewer die so. The acts of people are baffling unless we realize that their wits are disordered. Man is driven to justice by his lunacy.
Edward Dahlberg
Girls are so queer you never know what they mean. They say No when they mean Yes, and drive a man out of his wits for the fun of it.
Louisa May Alcott
John Dryden 
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John Dos Passos 
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Great wits are sure to madness near allied, and thin partitions do their bounds divide.
John Dryden 
67% of people like this quote
If you can keep your wits about you while all others are losing theirs, and blaming you. The world will be yours and everything in it, what's more, you'll be a man, my son.
Rudyard Kipling
62% of people like this quote
Men are mad most of their lives; few live sane, fewer die so. The acts of people are baffling unless we realize that their wits are disordered. Man is driven to justice by his lunacy.
Edward Dahlberg
60% of people like this quote
Girls are so queer you never know what they mean. They say No when they mean Yes, and drive a man out of his wits for the fun of it.
Louisa May Alcott
59% of people like this quote
The only time you really live fully is from thirty to sixty. The young are slaves to dreams; the old servants of regrets. Only the middle-aged have all their five senses in the keeping of their wits.
Theodore Roosevelt
59% of people like this quote
You have to have your wits about you and think quickly on your feet.
Michael East
59% of people like this quote
The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.
Bertrand Russell
57% of people like this quote
No I don't miss fighting, I still got my wits about me and there are a lot of people who do it and get beat up, and I don't want to be one of them, I have children to raise.
Michael Moorer
56% of people like this quote
The universe is full of magical things, patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.
Eden Phillpotts
55% of people like this quote
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