Top Wits Quotes
Puns are the droppings of soaring wits.
Victor Hugo
Great wits are sure to madness near allied, and thin partitions do their bounds divide.
John Dryden
If you can keep your wits about you while all others are losing theirs, and blaming you. The world will be yours and everything in it, what's more, you'll be a man, my son.
Rudyard Kipling
Men are mad most of their lives; few live sane, fewer die so. The acts of people are baffling unless we realize that their wits are disordered. Man is driven to justice by his lunacy.
Edward Dahlberg
Girls are so queer you never know what they mean. They say No when they mean Yes, and drive a man out of his wits for the fun of it.
Louisa May Alcott
Hervey Allen 
Alton Brown 
Arundhati Roy 
Louisa May Alcott 
John Dos Passos 
Victor Hugo 
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As it is the characteristic of great wits to say much in few words, so small wits seem to have the gift of speaking much and saying nothing.
Francois de La Rochefoucauld 
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The fact is that America's weapons systems have made it impossible for anybody to confront it militarily. So, all you have is your wits and your cunning, and your ability to fight in the way the Iraqis are fighting.
Arundhati Roy
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When a man is at his wits' end it is not a cowardly thing to pray, it is the only way he can get in touch with Reality.
Oswald Chambers
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When you are dealing with a child, keep all your wits about you, and sit on the floor.
Austin O'Malley
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Francois de La RochefoucauldVictor HugoBertrand RussellAlexander PopeTheodore RooseveltJohn DrydenRudyard KiplingLouisa May AlcottAlton BrownEdward DahlbergAustin O'MalleyJohn Dos PassosBen Okri
Oswald ChambersGotthold Ephraim LessingMichael EastArundhati RoyTim PageEden PhillpottsHervey AllenMichael MoorerGeorge VilliersElizabeth MontaguCharles Brenton HugginsWilliam Stephenson
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