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Silly
Quotes
"I
love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they fly by."
- Douglas Adams.
"Unus, sed leo!" [One, but
a lion!]
- Aisopos (Fabulae 194).
"»Stay«
is a charming word in a friend's vocabulary."
- Bronson Allcott.
"Karate is a form of martial arts
in which people who have had years and years of training can, using
only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the
history of the world."
- Dave Barry. |
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"Committee
- a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours."
- M. Berle.
"Too bad all the people who know how
to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair."
- George Burns.
"An expert is one who knows more and more
about less and less."
- Nicholas Murray Butler.
"Always carry a flagon of whiskey
in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake."
- W.C. Fields.
"When
rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they're going?"
- Douglas Gauck.
"If you can count your money, you
don't have a billion dollars."
- J.P. Getty.
"When
authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important
lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities."
- Matt Groening.
"I'm gonna live forever, or die trying."
- Joseph Heller (Catch 22).
"Girls are like pianos. When they're not
upright, they're grand."
- Benny Hill.
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