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Silly
Quotes
In
any sufficiently large group of people, most are idiots.
--Kaa's Law
"Some people look at jerky and
say, 'Why?' I look at jerky and say, 'Mmm! Jerky!'.
In
our view, everybody is a potential partner -- until they shoot at
us."
- AOL CEO Steve Case.
Computers
are useless. They can only give you answers.
-- Pablo Picasso
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Never
trust a computer you can't throw out a window
--Steve Wozniak
To the optimist, the glass is half full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
To the plumber, any liquid in the glass is potential income.
(With thanks to John Pettitt and Ed O'Connell)
It happens. Sometimes people just explode. Natural
causes.
from Repo Man
What if this weren't a hypothetical question?
"I
don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them.
There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians
were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves."
-- John Wayne
"During my service in the United States
Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet"
--Al Gore
"Space
is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite."
"
- Dan Quayle.
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