Silly
Quotes
"Trees
cause more pollution than automobiles do." .
--Ronald Reagan
"My fellow Americans. I've signed
legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in
five minutes." --President Reagan, before a scheduled radio
broadcast, unaware that the microphone was already on
"I'm
a slow walker, but I never walk back."
- Abraham Lincoln.
"640k ought to be enough for anybody."
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-- Bill Gates in 1981
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"We all get heavier as we get older because
there's a lot more information in our heads."
--Vlade Divac, NBA basketball player
"Sometimes they write what I say and
not what I mean." .
basepall player Pedro Guerrero on reporters
"We've been working on the basics because,
basically, we've been having trouble with the basics." .
Bob Ojeda, baseball pitcher
"The other teams could make trouble
for us if they win."
Yogi Berra, baseball catcher and manager
"Any
time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below
100 points they almost always win."
-- Doug Collins, basketball commentator
"The only reason we're 7-0 is because
we've won all seven of our games."
--David Garcia
"We
have only one person to blame, and that's each other."
--Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a brawl.
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