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Stupid
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"I
haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the
law."
- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that
he failed to pay his taxes.
"The only reason we're 7-0 is
because we've won all seven of our games."
- David Garcia, baseball team manager
"Sit
by the homely girl, you'll look better by comparison."
- Debra Maffett, Miss America 1983
"We don't like their sound. Groups
of guitars are on the way out."
- Decca Records Rejecting the Beatles, in 1962 |
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"Chemistry
is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out
two plus two is 10, or something."
- Dennis Rodman, NBA Basketball player, on Chicago Bull's team chemistry
being overrated
"We're just physically not physical
enough."
- Denny Crum, Louisville basketball coach
"Weather forecast: precipitation in the morning,
rain in the afternoon."
- Detroit Daily News
"The doctors X-rayed my head and found
nothing."
- Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a
ball in the 1934 World Series.
"Can you get a ticket for running a stop
sign that is not
there?"
- Driver school applicant
"The world is more like it is now
then it ever has before."
- Dwight Eisenhower
"A billion here, a billion there, sooner
or later it adds up to real money."
- Everett Dirksen, Congressman
"Boxing’s all about getting the job
done as quickly as possible, whether it takes 10 or 15 or 20 rounds."
- Frank Bruno, Boxer
"The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's
only the people who make them unsafe."
- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia.
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