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Stupid
Quotes
"I
have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree
with them."
- George Bush, former U.S. President
"It is white."
- George W. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a
student in East London
"If
it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
- George Gobel
"If you think is was an accident,
applaud."
- Geraldo Rivera, talk show host, to his audience on Natalie Wood's
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"I
cannot tell you how grateful I am -- I am filled with humidity."
- Gib Lewis, speaker of the Texas House
"Does the album have any songs you
like that aren't on it?
- Harry News, music reviewer
"Coming on to pitch is Mike Moore, who is
six-foot-one and 212 years old."
- Herb Score, Sportscaster
"I do not like this word "bomb."
It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding."
- Jacques le Blanc, French ambassador on nuclear weapons
"I don't want to ever, ever do something
in life that isn't fun. Ever."
- Jennifer Love Hewitt, Actress, in the February Cosmopolitan.
"We're going to move left and right
at the same time."
- Jerry Brown, Governor of California
"I have a God-given talent. I got it from
my dad."
- Julian Wakefield, Missouri basketball player
"Traditionally, most of Australia's
imports come from overseas."
- Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery
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