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Life
without danger is a waste of oxygen.
I fought the lawn, and the lawn won!
Life in a vacuum sucks
You'll get what's coming to you ...
Unless mailed
Two wrongs are only the beginning.
You're only young once; you can be
immature f'ever.
"Suicide
Hotline...please hold."
All work and no play, will make you a manager.
As
I said before, I never repeat myself.
A diplomat thinks twice before
saying nothing..
Computer
Lie #1: You'll never use all that disk space.
Don't confuse me with facts, my mind's already
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Don't
talk unless you can improve the silence.
Everybody wants to go to
heaven, but nobody wants to die.
I'm
a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect.
Just what part of "NO" didn't you understand...?
hAS
ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY?
Sign on baby's bib: SPIT HAPPENS.
ASCII
a stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
Conserve
energy... fart in a jar
Girl laid in tomb may soon become mummy..
I
can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow
isn't looking good either.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count
and those who can't.
There
are 3 kinds of people in this world...those you want things to happen,
those that make things happen, and those who just wonder what the hell
happened!
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