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I
like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic
particles..
A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome
as a solution to the problem..
Does my quiet self-pity get to you or should
I move up to incessant nagging?.
I am not weird, it's just that everyone else
is..
I no longer need to punish, deceive, or compromise
myself. Unless, of course, I want to stay employed!.
If crimefighters fight crime, and firefighters
fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?.
When it comes to your health, I recommend
frequent doses of that rare commodity among Americans—common
sense.
When you are down and out something always
turns up—and it is usually the noses of your friends. |
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A diplomat’s life is made up of three ingredients: protocol, Geritol
and alcohol.
An atheist is a man who has no invisible means
of support.
A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells
like Cheetah.
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he
loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent.
How do most men define marriage?
A very expensive way to get your laundry done
free.
SON: "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
FATHER: "I don't know, son, I'm still paying
for it."
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such
a man. - Lana Turner
A backscratcher will always find new itches; a
brown-noser will always find new sense.
A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work.
A bird in the bush usually has a friend in there
with him.
A bird in the hand is always safer than one overhead.
A bird in the hand is dead.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
A consensus means that everyone agrees to say
collectively what no one believes individually.
- Abba Eban
A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who has never learned
to walk.
- Franklin D. Roosevelt
A coup that is known in advance is a coup that
does not take place.
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